The OMG Report

REBECCA ROMIJN and JERRY O’CONNELL are having TWINS that should be arriving sometime in the winterRebecca’s publicist says she’s due sometime this winter.

MATT DAMON and his wife Luciana are expecting yet another girl.  She’ll be their THIRD.  He says, quote, “I’m so outnumbered here, it’s crazy.”  Damon says Luciana is due “soon” . . . but he didn’t get any more specific.

RYAN SEACREST was BITTEN BY A SHARK over the weekend, while swimming in the ocean.  Ryan was only 8 feet offshore in four feet of water.  He says he saw something he thought was a stick.  But a stick it was not.  It was a small shark which took a little nibble and then left. Don’t worry, Ryan is okay.  The shark left three small holes and one of his teeth (keep that…it’s like a war medal). 

Cheech and Chong are back at it.  They are getting back together for their first comedy tour in 25 years.  They are calling it “Hey, What’s That Smell” tour, and they’re announcing more details tomorrow.

COREY “Feldog” FELDMAN may have been able to do a sequel to “The Lost Boys” but he’s giving us no hope about a sequel for “The Goonies”.  He says, quote, “[That's] one of those mythical sequels that will never happen . . . it’s a Warner Brothers issue.  They just feel they don’t want to take the gamble on making the sequel.”

Yes, there will be an “Alvin and the Chipmunks” sequel.  Justin Long, who voices Alvin, told MTV News that he, quote, “just got the call” to do an ” Alvin and the Chipmunks” sequel.  You may even see the Chipettes in the sequel!

JIMMY KIMMEL and SARAH SILVERMAN have broken up after five years together.  Their reps released a joint statement saying, quote, “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”  We haven’t even heard any UNOFFICIAL reasons why they split up yet. 

Guys, Would you be willing to pay to see a movie featuring (“Transformers” star) MEGAN FOX nude . . . throughout the ENTIRE MOVIE???  Because Megan might be willing to make such a movie.  She says, quote, “I would love to do a movie naked.  No one dares to make that kind of film today.  They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”  Umm, they do make those…they’re called porn

The “National Enquirer” says that JENNIFER GARNER is pregnant, and just passed her first trimester.  IF this is true, it’ll be the second child for Jen and her husband, BEN AFFLECK.  Their daughter Violet will be 3 in December.

Last fall, KRISTEN BELL appeared in five episodes of “Heroes”, as a character named Elle Bishop.  And she’ll be back in the third season, which begins in September.  For now, all we know is that she’ll be back for “multiple” episodes.

AMY WINEHOUSE is throwing punches again.  She took a swing at a man outside her London home Saturday night because she thought the guy had pinched her backside.  He was a fan who was just trying to take her picture and got a shot to the jaw over the misunderstanding.  A source says he just, quote, “laughed it off.”

They get us all excited just to ruin our dreams.  A Warner Brothers rep put and end to the rumor of the “Friends” reunion movie by saying, quote, “There is no truth in the story” MATTHEW PERRY’S rep chimed in to say, quote, “Nothing is happening in this regard, so the rumor is false.”

Ladies, don’t fret, JAMES DENTON says that he’s not leaving “Desperate Housewives” despite the fact that the flash forward in this past season’s finale suggested that his character’s relationship, with TERI HATCHER’S character, may be over.  He tells “People” magazine, quote, “[Our characters] Mike and Susan have definitely split up.  I’m not sure exactly in what capacity.  It’s going to be interesting to see what happens.  But I will certainly be on the show.  It’s a relief to me, trust me.”

MADONNA’S upcoming world tour kicks off next month, and Britain ‘s “Sun” tabloid claims that she’s invited BRITNEY SPEARS to come along.  Supposedly, they were both in New York yesterday to shoot part of a video that’ll play on huge screens during Madonna’s shows.  A so-called “source” says, quote, “[The video] will provide the backdrop for part of Madonna’s show and they are talking about Britney taking the stage on a few of the dates, too.”  On the flip side, a Britney Spears insider tells E! News that the “Sun’s” story is wrong and Madonna has NOT invited Britney to perform on her tour.  Apparently, Madonna has ASKED Britney to appear in a video for the tour . . . but at this point, Britney is, quote, “considering” it.  If I were Brit, I’d take what I could get at this point.  If we hear anything more official, you know we’ll let you know.

SHERYL CROW has just recorded an album for Hallmark’s annual holiday music series.  For now, there’s no word on a title or release date . . . but it’s expected to be available at Hallmark stores sometime in September. 

We’re hearing that nothing has happened with JESSE MCCARTNEY and AUBREY O’DAY from Danity Kane.  Jesse says, quote, “We hung out one night . . . just a bunch of my friends, a bunch of her friends . . . we all hung out together.  But it never amounted to anything.”  Interesting since Aubrey said they were dating, but also dating other people.  Hmmmm.

Now that she’s a mom, NICOLE RICHIE has finally wised up about her DUI conviction last year.  She says, quote, “We were watching the news once and they happened to be talking about drunk drivers. They started flashing up pictures of little children that had been killed by people driving under the influence.  At that moment I literally felt like the worst person in the world for even trying to get out of that situation.  That was our first real parent moment.  There’s absolutely no way I will do anything like that again.”

AMY WINEHOUSE is back in the hospital after a long, long weekend.  On Friday, Amy performed at NELSON MANDELA’S 90th birthday celebration in London , where she looked and sounded pretty much together, as far as anyone could tell.  Then it all went down hill on Saturday.  She performed at the Glastonbury Music Festival and PUNCHED A FAN.  It happened during Amy’s last song, “Rehab”.  Amy jumped offstage and was mingling with her fans, when she suddenly lashed out and started swinging at someone.  The show’s promoter claims a man grabbed her breast…but another witness says it was actually a girl and she was just trying to give Amy a high-five.  Amy had been planning on going back to the hospital and did so.

Does Lindsay Lohan have a secret half sister?  A woman is claiming Lindsay’s dad, Michael, is the father of her 13 year old daughter.  Michael admits to dating the woman back when he was separated from Dina but says he never knew anything about a child.  The woman claims he’s known about his daughter for years. 

An E! Online gossip columnist says BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER are splitting up.  Jennifer’s rep says this rumor is, quote, “100% completely fabricated.”  There you go. 

Remember those creepy pix of Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan oil on his daughter, BROOKE’s tush?  She tells “Us Weekly”, quote, “I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car.  He used to change my diaper!” In the interview, Brooke also reveals that she’s not speaking to her mom, LINDA HOGAN because Linda is dating a 19-year-old kid Brooke went to high school with.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS told “OK!” magazine that she plans to lead a more low-key life with her new baby daughter, Maddie Briann.  She said, quote, “More than anything, I just want this baby to have a normal life.”  Not sure how normal a life you can have when you are part of the Spears blood.

Auditions for the eighth season of “American Idol” kick off July 17th in San Francisco at The Cow Palace. 

Ladies . . . do you get annoyed by girls who can eat anything they want and not gain a pound???  If so, then you should absolutely HATE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY.  Because she has to shovel food down her throat at an alarming rate just to keep from losing weight.  Keira’s mother says she has to, quote, “eat like a horse” just to keep herself at a healthy weight.  She adds, quote, “She has always been thin.  She’s her daddy’s daughter, with his long body.”

Those threatening phone calls to HULK HOGAN and his family were allegedly made by FRANK CARUSO . . . the 32-year-old half-brother of JOHN GRAZIANO.  Florida DJ Bubba the Love Sponge . . . who’s a close friend of Hogan’s . . . played the messages on his show yesterday, and John Graziano’s father, Ed, confirmed that it was Frank making the threats.  The messages are insanely graphic . . . with Frank using just about every curse word you’ve ever heard, and calling the Hogans just about every name in the book.  He also says things like, quote, “Your kid’s gonna bleed,” and “I’m gonna piss on you and your family’s grave” . . . and he calls Hulk’s wife and daughter whores.

AMY WINEHOUSE was rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon, after fainting at her house.  Her rep says, quote, “Fortunately, Amy’s manager’s assistant was there to stop her from falling.  She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution.  “Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”

So much for all that talk that LINDSAY LOHAN can’t be trusted on a movie set.  One of the producers of her upcoming flick, “Labor Pains”, says, quote, “We were a little bit reluctant to work with her, but she’s been amazing. “We took the chance.  It’s good that we did.  So far, so good.”  “Labor Pains” is about a woman who pretends she’s pregnant to keep from getting fired.  It’s due out sometime next year.

According to the “New York Post”, George Clooney has been dating some unidentified woman in her mid-30s for several months now.  That doesn’t mean he cheated on Sarah Larson.  Actually, he told her she was out the door . . . but he let her do some interviews and modeling gigs before the official split, so she could get a career bump out of it.

TONY ROMO would like you to know that JESSICA SIMPSON’S father, JOE SIMPSON, is NOT the controlling, interfering scumbag everybody’s making him out to be . . . and that there’s no truth to the rumor that he meddles in their relationship.  Tony calls all the tabloid talk LAUGHABLE, adding that it’s, quote, “so far from the truth.”

Police in Clearwater, Florida are investigating a series of threatening phone calls received by HULK HOGAN’S family.  They’re allegedly coming from a member of JOHN GRAZIANO’S family. John is the young man who’s been in what can best be described as a semi-conscious state since Nick wrecked the car they were drag-racing in last year.

Not surprisingly, the producers and writers on “Grey’s Anatomy” are pretty mad at KATHERINE HEIGL for pulling herself out of this year’s Emmy race because she wasn’t given the, quote, “material to warrant a nomination.”  Neither the show, nor ABC have officially responded . . . but a so-called “show insider” tells “Entertainment Weekly”, quote, “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”  Last year, she won the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series.  Meanwhile, the “New York Post” is speculating that Katherine may have opened her mouth to try to push her way OUT of “Grey’s” . . . so that she can focus on her film career. 

LINDSAY LOHAN was (technically) eligible to be nominated for an Emmy . . . in the Guest Actress in a Comedy Series category . . . for her appearance in the season finale of “Ugly Betty” . . . even though she was on-screen for LESS than 60 seconds.  But Lindsay’s publicist says she didn’t submit her name for consideration . . . quote, “The appearance was brief.  We made a decision to wait.”  Next year could be a different story.  She’ll return to “Betty” for at least five episodes next season.

NATASHA BEDINGFIELD will be opening up for NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK at most of their shows this fall.

The “National Enquirer” claims JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT will be getting married this summer.  JLH and her Scottish boyfriend actor, Ross McCall have been together for 2 years now and are already engaged.  This is the first we’ve heard of any wedding plans though.

KATE HUDSON is refusing to talk about her relationship with LANCE ARMSTRONG.  In an interview yesterday she said, quote, “The number one thing I’ve learned is that to discuss those things only causes more problems.  Everything’s always misconstrued, so it’s better to just let people speculate.”

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK have a music video for their new single, “Summertime”.  Check it… http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1588642&vid=238677

 

JESSICA ALBA had a baby girl Saturday June 7th.  Jessica and her husband, Cash Warren named the baby Honor Marie Warren.

“Star” magazine says that MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY has asked his pregnant girlfriend, Camila Alves, to marry him.  LANCE ARMSTRONG has already agreed to be the best man.  We’ll keep you posted on the date in case you need to weep because another dirty-hot guy is off the market.

This is pure rumor, but I want to address it in her defense.  “High School Musical” star ASHLEY TISDALE does NOT have AIDS.  Apparently, there’s been talk online that Ashley contracted HIV during her nose job last year.  SHE DIDN’T.

An opera based on ” Brokeback Mountain “ is coming to the New York City Opera in 2013.

Coldplay singer CHRIS MARTIN thinks there should be MORE Coldplay at karaoke bars.  And he’s serious.  Chris says, quote, “I’m really determined that there should be more Coldplay songs in karaoke bars.  I’ve been into them and you open the lyrics book and there are a million Beatles songs.  There’s dozens of ABBA [and] Culture Club . . . but Coldplay?   There will be two or at most three.  If we could just get eight in every bar worldwide I’d be happy.  I would know we’ve made it.   I think there are three karaoke possibilities on ‘Viva La Vida’.  It surely has to be the ultimate measure of success.”

E! Online says that George Clooney broke up with Sarah Larson because she was just using him to further her career.  She’s a part time model.  George is very private about his life and according to a source, he felt she was spilling too much information about their relationship.  She just wanted the fame.

In more break-up news.  It looks like Karina Smirnoff has called it quits with Mario Lopez.  She told “OK!” magazine, quote, “I just wouldn’t be a great girlfriend right now, Mario’s a great guy.”

Angelina Jolie just won’t slow down.  She and Brad and the kids are renting a French estate while they await the birth of their twins.  According to The “Star” tabloid she felt lightheaded and her knees buckled.  Brad grabbed her and took care of her until the doctor could check her out.  She needs to slow down since she’s due in just a few weeks.

There’s been talks of an “Anchorman” sequel but the problem could be getting the original cast back together for part 2.  Looks like Will Ferrell, director Adam McKay, and Steve Carell would all be on board.  Only a few more and then the laughs can begin.

No thanks for Salt Lake City, Utah .  David Archuleta was planning on performing a “Thank You” concert there in his hometown, but the idea was nixed since it’s not an American Idol sanctioned event.  They own him until after the Idol tour is over.  The “Thank You” concert is being rescheduled until after then.